Scully's 'Oh My God' Reel From 'The X-Files' Is Strangely Erotic (And The Morning Links)

Scully from The X-Files said “Oh My God” A LOT during the series’ run. Someone has supercut all those exclamations together. If you close your eyes, and listen to it, it basically sounds like all of your nighttime fantasies from 1993-2002. Just me?

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