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Dane Cook appeared on last night’s Watch What Happens Live, and host Andy Cohen put a special spin on his “Plead the Fifth” segment in that Dane Cook would have to have spray cheese squirted into his mouth every time he refused to answer a question. Spoiler alert: Dane Cook did not have any spray cheese squirted into his mouth, because there is no question that Dane Cook is not douchey enough to answer.
In addition to throwing former Employee of the Month co-star and rumored girlfriend Jessica Simpson under the bus and saying that Kate Hudson has bad breath — Cook humbly revealed that back in the golden age of Myspace he had sex with “a few hundred” groupies. NBD brah, just banged a few hundred college girls.
I can’t figure out why nobody likes Dane Cook. He seems like such a cool guy.
