So, American Horror Story: Freak Show’s first teaser was relatively tame (by this show’s standards, anyway), which displayed a deformed hand opening to reveal a carnival ticket. It kind of looked more like something Jim Henson would have created for The Dark Crystal or something, though. This one’s a little squickier, however — involving a close-up of a man with his tongue split like a snake’s licking a lollipop. To be honest, my first thought was “I bet this man has some impressive talents that you shouldn’t discuss in mixed company.”
Anyway, we’re getting there, but that fan-made teaser was still hands down creepier than either of the official ones — so step up your game, Murphy.