Also acceptable: choose-your-own-adventure stories. Like so:
I don’t know how I got here, but I was, and that’s all that mattered. I was on the set of a television show, a good television show no less, one that’s beloved by literally thousands of people: Community. It’s a dream come true, made even more fairy tale-like by the fact that mere inches away from me stood Joel McHale, Nathan Fillion, and Alison Brie. My physical presence couldn’t have been felt less by these beautiful statues come to life; they were too busy goofing around, posing for photos, while I had my back turned to my camera. Just me, myself, I, and my shorts. And then I remembered the promise I made with myself when I moved out to HollyWEIRD: if I should ever come across Joel McHale and Nathan Fillion holding Alison Brie, I’d introduce myself. What should I do?
To walk away and not say anything, click here; to introduce yourself, see below.
You chose wisely! Alison’s now literally eating out of the palm of your hand, and McHale and Fillion are your besties.