A local news station in Tulsa, Oklahoma, conducted an interview with Jim Pace and other ghost hunters. What happens at two and a half minutes into the video below is a triumph. We’re making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS.
They claim the basement of a building is haunted, and their evidence includes a reference to the video game Portal mysteriously written on a chalkboard, which neither the ghost hunters nor the reporters seem to recognize or, you know, type the phrase into Google and see what happens.
Those are some recently-deceased ghosts right there. It reminds us of the Aziz Ansari bit (first video here) where he talks about modern era ghosts asking for wi-fi passwords.
Assume the party escort submission position and check out the video.