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SON: Mom, you’ll never believe it!
MOM: Tell me. What is it?
SON: I was offered a role on Game of Thrones!
MOM: That’s amazing. All your hard work has finally paid off.
SON: I’m so excited.
MOM: So, what’s the part? Are you playing a handsome Stark?
SON: Nope.
MOM: Maybe a dashing knight who saves the day?
SON: Not quite.
MOM: A king? A prince? A soldier?
SON: Um…
MOM: Who the hell are you playing?
SON: Well, the thing about that is…
MOM: I have no son.
(Via Reddit)
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no genital abnormalities?! I’m no expert but that sounds like a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act…
They got around it by not being in America.
Either way, pretty sure discrimination laws do not apply to jobs in the entertainment industry. Have you ever heard of a woman winning a lawsuit to play a role of someone’s husband? A black man to play a famous caucasian figure? It may be essential at times for casting directors to be discriminatory to make a story believable, or to preserve artistic integrity. If there was some reason that caused the audience to focus on the person’s junk, it could diminish the weight and significance of the main story.
83.5%?? I watched the episode, and I thought he showed the whole thing……
“Caucasian guy 25-30” … check … “prepared to flash his genitalia” … check … “must have no genital abnormalities” … GOD DAMMIT!!!
I was so close.
@Josh Kurp what’s uproxx dot com’s Hodor dong gif policy?
*asking for a friend
Hodor.
Let’s find out
[jesusfuck.me]
“it’s a little moment…”
Now that’s insulting.
I wish I had not seen your avatar image.
You and me both White, you and me both.
why did you guys have to point that out for us?
Awesome avatar ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° )
Well……if wishes were horses……
@White
@JAJenks
@themosayat
Thanks @Ōkuma Haiiro
In case anyone is wondering, that’s $1,408 in U.S.
So, if I’m reading this right, I get to fly to Croatia, get $1,408 for my trouble and I get a free Friday in Croatia before they fly me off?
Next season, I’m in. Hope it’s Natalie Dormer’s turn
I think I would have been willing to pay them for this.
Hopefully the shoot wasn’t TOO exciting…
Is Croatia riddled with men with genital piercings and weird looking dongs that they had to import a man with penis?
Unions are nothing but trouble these days.
Their dicks are probably just fine but the croatian accent would be distracting.
I read on the internet that all Croatian dicks are sideways.
So you’re telling me that I could have been getting paid for flashing this whole time?
Kudos to the guy for being able to see Leaney Hadey’s labia and not get erect.
This is curtains for you, kid.
She used a body double.
looking for someone with pubic hair….. died!
I was the person that posted the casting call to Reddit. You’re welcome. :)
I wonder if the lady flashers call sheet was exactly the same but with “boobies” instead of generalist.
Genitalia. Weird autocorrect.
That’s a great mini-vacay. It’s going to be weird at parties for awhile, “Robbie, mate, do the thing! They want to see it, the Game of Thrones thing… no, you have to pull it out and do the line or the won’t get it… Robbie? Come back…”
Onscreen or off, it needs to be camera ready. Using a quality penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) helps to address unwanted odor, dry/flaky skin, loss of sensation, etc.