UPROXX 20: Henry Zebrowski Knows How F*#ked Up Birds Are, Thanks To ‘Planet Earth 2’

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Henry Zebrowski is an actor and comic probably best known for starring in the Adult Swim show, Your Pretty Face is Going To Hell, which returned for a new season on Sunday, April 2nd. You may also know him from HBO’s Crashing, NBC’s Heroes Reborn, and from films like The Wolf of Wall Street and Dirty Grandpa. Henry, who co-hosts the comedy podcast The Last Podcast on the Left, was nice enough to take some time recently to participate in our twenty questions questionnaire series.

1. You walk into a bar. What do you order from the bartender?

Maker’s splash of soda with a lime because I like to tell random strangers how I really feel.

2. Who’s your favorite person to follow on Twitter and/or Instagram?

LOVING me some @valkilmer right now, also @karenkilgariff @eddiepepitone @benkissel @eddietunes @aparnapkin @weismanjake @craigrowin

I’m using this to get favors from people.

3. What’s currently waiting for you on your DVR or in your streaming queue?

Rewatching Twin Peaks getting ready for the new eps! Also Planet Earth 2 is incredible. Birds are fucked up!

4. It’s your last meal — what are you going out with?

My mom’s meatloaf, I was 300lbs of meatloaf by the time I got to college.

5. What websites do you visit on a regular basis?

I’m not listing my porn go-to’s, the government can sift through that on their own. Reddit, the Guardian, Infowars, Above Top Secret, Eater, listen to a lot of coast to coast AM online.

6. What’s the most frequently played song on your mobile device?

“When U Were Mine” by Prince R.I.P.

7. If you could go back and give your 18-year-old self one piece of advice what would it be?

Get your nipples pierced like the girl who came into Hollywood Video dared you to. You never do anything impulsive.

8. What’s the last thing you Googled?

“Man in S&M dog suit”

9. Dogs or cats?

Dogs. Corgis specifically.

10. Best concert of your life was…?

BRUUUUCE at the Meadowlands!

11. What book are you most likely to give as a gift?

The Satanic Witch by Anton La Vey

12. What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?

Kumail Nanjiani helped get me my first job, that’s probably the coolest thing anybody has ever done for me.

13. South Park or Family Guy?

South Park

14. You have an entire day to do whatever you want. What would you do?

If I have no work I will spark a bowl, make eggs, drink two pots of coffee, go for a walk for an hour or two if it’s nice outside. Currently I’m trying to learn how to do Tarot so I’d spend an hour doing that. Then Asian food with a bunch of friends. Then my girlfriend and I will cuddle watching horror movies eating popcorn and yelling at the screen. Or Six Flags son!

15. What movie can you not resist watching if it’s on?

Wayne’s World!

16. The sports team or teams you’re most passionate about?

All I want is for the Miami Dolphins to win a Super Bowl so my friend Ed Larson can finally let go of all pain and peacefully die.

17. Where did you eat the best meal of your life?

Babbo, it was also my birthday and the night they “killed” Osama Bin Laden.

18. The last movie you saw in a theater?

Life, it’s like if Lifetime made Alien.

19. Who was your first celebrity crush?

Beverly Dangelo and then it quickly turned into Gillian Anderson

20. What would you cook if Nic Cage were coming to your house for dinner?

Gotta fire up the grill and do some steaks for Mr. Coppola. I’m no chump, he’s the best actor alive. Vampire’s Kiss is incredible.

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