The only Portuguese I know is “Que linda!,” which I learned by osmosis while scrolling through F Yeah Brazilian Girls (NSFW). But I don’t need to speak Portuguese to understand this clip of a horse taking a dump on a children’s show on Brazilian network SBT. The high-pitched wave of shock and titillation that results from a stream of horse turds is the same across all tongues. Some people say that love is the international language; I say it’s horsesh*t.
Here Is a Horse Pooping on Children’s TV