I imagine those of you who don’t watch Mad Men have been a little confused by my repeated pleas over the past few weeks for a bear to show up and kill or maim Pete Campbell. Luckily, Vulture has created this supercut of him ranting like a self-important goon throughout the show’s most recent season. It doesn’t give you the full picture of what a petulant little lying weasel rapist he is, but it’s certainly a decent place to start. (To clarify, I mean that Pete Campbell is a rapist who is also a petulant little lying weasel, not a petulant little liar who forces himself on mustelids. As far as we know.)
So watch and enjoy. And pray for bears.