Guardians of the Galaxy is a bigger hit than anyone could’ve imagined, and rightfully so because it was awesome. With that in theaters, Parks & Rec entering a final season and Jurassic World on the way, Chris Pratt couldn’t be hotter. Perhaps if he wore some flame suit and danced around a volcano, the kinda thing they’d gif on Tumblr if he didn’t die tragically.
In this clip, Pratt opens up about his past to DJ Whoo Kid on The Whoolywood Shuffle and how he was spending a lot of time living in a van in Maui, smoking weed, and listening to Eminem and Dr. Dre on repeat. Of course his credibility is questioned and Pratt is forced to do a few verses from Forgot About Dre to quiet the non-believers.
After that things morph into a discussion about black dinosaurs in Jurassic World, some Knight Rider movie aiming to be a huge mistake, and the incredible Bieber/Bloom scuffle that captivated the world. Pratt, being a kind man, offers his condolences to Bieber in perfect fashion:
Awww, how embarrassing, to get punched by Orlando Bloom. Like of all the people you get punched by, it’s Orlando Bloom? Oh no…
Now I guess Orlando Bloom is going to be looking for blood. Luckily Chris Pratt has a team to protect him when that time comes. I’d take Ron Swanson in any fight, any day. I’d also use Jerry as a human shield if things got too heated.
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This is really saddening…any sympathy even jokingly given to Beiber puts you on my dunzo list. And Pratt should know about not wanting to be on a dunzo list.
I’m sure if the punch came from Beebs, Pratt would still say the same thing (how embarrassing to get punched by beeber). No one here is sympathetic to that little shit.
I get it. As fun as it is to shit on Beaver, and that will always be the case…Bloom is a tiny bitchman, and he’s gown, but still in the same weight class vs this teeny bop lesbo….and I’d wager Bloom spends waaaaaaay more time in front of a mirror and crys more.
but it is not even right… I heard Bloom whiffed his punch
@Duchess Well, that makes it even more perfect/pathetic.
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What the hell was that idiot trying to say? Abrokeasaurus, dude. It ain’t fucking hard.
Maybe I spoke too soon…….
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Oh…Really that was on the Dre CD…Oh man. We should call him.
what
he specifically said he started getting into eminem and chronic came out at the same time, he acknowledged that was a dre song
I am officially in love with this man. He can french braid hair and wrap to Dre/Eminem. That’s it. *panties drop*
He’s a true National Treasure.
I’ll admit that was pretty cool. And while I didn’t jizz my pants over Guardians like everyone else, I can see why the Prattaholics appreciated it more.
Funny how his star is rising and blowing up and his wife Anna Farris is fading out into oblivion. Time to trade up playa!!
Nah man, keep her around and she’ll be grateful for being hitched to a big star. And then, butt stuff.
@evilbanker Anna Farris’s ex husband was emotionally and physically abusive. After her messy divorce, her self worth was so low she got plastic surgeries (including new boobs and a set of DSLs). Coincidentally, that’s the year her career also took a nosedive (unless you count What’s Your Number and Observe and Report as hits).
…That’s when Pratt took her down like Rodman viciously snagging an easy rebound!
Point being, butt stuff is probably the first thing she gave him. And that’s why they got married.
She really fucked up her face.
It must suck having to plug your film on these morning zoo crew radio shows. The worst.
You mean Larry?
I MEAN GERRY!
It was announced like.. 3 months ago, dude.
If you have anything negative to say about any of this you probably need to take a walk or something.
Is his D so big we have to duck? Man, the legend grows.
I love how that guy thinks there were white dinosaurs.
what an awful interviewer
Black dinosaur name? Come on, man — “Tyrannosaurus X!”
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