Here’s Jimmy Fallon’s Pros And Cons Of Dating Britney Spears With Britney Spears

If you didn’t know, Britney Spears is single yet again. Personally, I haven’t paid attention to this sort of thing since Kevin Federline was attempting to jump start his own sh*t music career by taking finishers from John Cena on Raw.

In honor of this news, Jimmy Fallon devoted an entire Pros And Cons segment to Spears and her search for a new mate. There’s jokes about Twitter, the entire Roots crew hitting on her at the same time, and a lot of weird looking smiling.

Of course, once she finds a new mate, that person will look forward to weeks of bliss before abruptly finding themselves tied up in a basement with a chainsaw at their neck. Until that moment, dating Britney Spears is like Heaven on Earth. A regular Nicholas Sparks novel come to life, complete with the ghost twist at the end (spoiler: the ghost is you).

(Via The Tonight Show)

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