‘It’s A Little Pile Of Poop With Eyeballs!’: Watch February’s Best News Bloopers

February’s news blooper game was strong, judging by this compilation from YouTube heroes News Be Funny. All of our old friends are here, from the Sphincter Lady, to the Forgetful Man, to Fifty Shades of Grey Guy, and even Obama Rape Suspect Lady. Plus, we make some new ones. Like “April” of Arizona’s KGUN9, for instance. At the 4:04 mark, April is asked what her favorite emoji is, and let’s just say that April has good taste in emojis. For the first and probably last time ever, the sentence: “It’s a little pile of poop with eyeballs!” was spoken on live television.

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