There is so much wrong with this interview that I’m not sure where to start. Let’s just get this out of the way first: Former adult film star Jenna Jameson might have had some work done on her face, and by “might” I mean, “Holy sh*t! What the hell happened to her face?” Second of all, Jenna Jameson might be a little high in this interview with a local Fox affiliate about her new book, Sugar, and by “might” I mean, was there any Xanax left in the bottle after she was through with it, and did she forget to read the label warning about the dangers of mixing Xanax with alcohol?
Third of all, the questions posed by the interviewers might have been a little awkward, and by “might” I mean, the male anchor who asked if it was possible to have a “regular marriage” if you’re in the porn industry was totally just asking for a friend (*wink wink*). Fourth, they “might” have cut the interview short because Jenna Jameson might have been slurring her speech a little, or because the male anchor “might” be a judgmental asshole who should’ve had some class and cut the interview off much earlier, once they recognized that Jameson wasn’t all there.
Seriously, though: The real story here is obviously that Jameson — who is going through some really tough times with her husband — may have mixed her drug cocktail with a cocktail cocktail, but I really just can’t get over the fact that the anchor is a raging douchebag. “Personally, I’m glad you moved on from the industry. I’m not passing judgement or anything like that.” Oh really? You’re not passing judgement? I’d hate to see what the insufferable windbag looks like when he is passing judgement.