On last night’s Conan, Conan O’Brien discussed at length how — during rehearsal — he’d made the GIANT mistake of trying to ride a water buffalo. Yes. A water buffalo. With no training. Naturally, he got flung off within the first half second (I don’t even know if he made it that long). The result was the giant bruise pictured above, which Conan spent a good two-minutes detailing and bragging about, calling it “the greatest bruise of my life.”
I don’t know whether the bruise is the funniest part of this segment, or watching Conan fall off a water buffalo. Check it out.