Fellas. Fellas. Looking for a last minute birthday gift for the lady in your life? Trying to get way out ahead of that pesky Christmas shopping? Just want to get her something — a surprise — to let her know that she’s your everything? Do I ever have good news for you.
Presenting Shark by Tara, a new fragrance from Sharknado star Tara Reid.
Shark by Tara is a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of “lavender” colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara.
Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of nodes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level node is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle node is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk. [TaraReid.com]
“Yes,” you may be thinking, “but how much does this wondrous elixir cost? $100? $500? $5,000???? For the love of God, man, I’m crazy about my gal, but I can’t afford a $5,000 bottle of perfume. We’re trying to save for a house!”
Well fear not, friend, because the good news keeps rolling in. Shark by Tara is being offered TO YOU, for a limited time only, at the introductory price of just $24.95! Why, that’s less than half of what you pay every month for that smart phone in your pocket! Isn’t your sweetie as valuable to you as a week or two of playing mindless games on your iPhone? Of course she is! Act now, before supplies of Shark by Tara run out!
Shark by Tara is available at finer retailers. (In the products section of TaraReid.com.)