Here’s video of Jennifer Lopez falling on her butt during a performance of her new song “Louboutins” during the American Musical Awards last night, a charming little fail that was actually edited out of the telecast for West Coast viewers. In a related story, the AMAs are televised? In another related story, Jennifer Lopez is still alive? And still recording songs? Songs about shoes?
I’ve given this some thought, and this might actually be the single least important thing I’ve ever written about in my entire life.