Jerry Seinfeld did five minutes of new standup on last night’s Tonight Show, and although I’m not usually that big of a fan of the guy, I can 100% get behind his stance on removing the “things” from your life. I’m not even exaggerating whatsoever that just the other day I said to a friend that I love throwing sh*t out even more than I love kittens. KITTENS.
Unfortunately, much like Jerry Seinfeld’s wife (as he describes her in the clip above), my husband falls on the opposite end of the spectrum, and our marriage almost didn’t even happen due to a blowout fight over me trying to donate an electric can opener from like the ’80s. (Seriously. Why do you need something electronic to perform the task of a simple machine? This is dumb.)
Anyway, listen to the man. He is wise. Then go throw some stuff out to make room for all of the holiday crap you’ll be receiving this week. It’ll be cathartic, I promise.
