Jesus Christ, What Happened To Snooki?

Snooki turned into Tila Tequila after a day at D-Bag Beach, presented by Axe®, so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

The pint-sized reality starlet, real name Nicole Polizzi, stepped out at the Self Magazine Rocks the Summer red carpet event Tuesday next to her BFF J Woww and was barely recognizable. The Snooks was a far cry from her Jersey Shore meatball days as the 25-year-old mother of one has now dropped 50 lbs.

Polizzi started her fast track fitness routine after her 11-month-old son Lorenzo was born and she since has received some criticism for her shocking results, pegging her as “too thin.” (Via)

She looks like an anime character. Not a good anime character, mind you, but one of those trashy, sticky anime characters that everyone recognizes, but aren’t exactly sure why, and really, the only thing we do know about them is that their breathe smells like Virginia Slims and Skinnygirl Vodka 24/7. Yeah, she looks like that.

(via Getty Image) (Via Daily News)

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