Ordinarily, a dog humping John Stamos’s leg isn’t the sort of viral video I’d be eager to spread, but I’m a sucker for anything that has a hastily-written and catchy tune. Hell, it’s been three days since I first saw Cat Flushing a Toilet, and I still have that song in my head.
Anyway, the dog is just doing what women have wanted to do for years. It can also do what I’ve wanted to do for years: lick its own genitals.
(thanks to Vince for the tip)