In news that shouldn’t shock a single one of you at this point, Canadian pop star and stupid-face-haver Justin Bieber will make a cameo in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons. Because OF COURSE Canadian pop star and stupid-face-haver Justin Bieber would make a cameo in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons. Some things just make sense, you know?
The 18-year-old singer, who wasn’t born when the animated Fox comedy launched, tweeted this afternoon: “just did a voice over for the SIMPSONS!!! #swaggy.” Though the tweet appears to have since been deleted, Simpsons exec producer Al Jean confirms to EW that Bieber will indeed play himself in an upcoming episode. How exactly does he fit into the story? “He tries to get into a talent show that Bart is playing piano in and they won’t admit him,” says Jean, quipping: “Draw your own conclusions.” [EW]
Whatever. Fine. I’m sure everyone’s going to yell and scream about this because Justin Bieber is a stupid wiener, but they’ve been having stupid wieners guest star on the show forever. I don’t have the time or brain cells to spare to keep banging my head against that particular wall, so I’m just not going to do it.
Instead, here is a video of a rhino farting on the news. #swaggy