Own A Piece Of The O.J. Simpson Trial By Purchasing Kato Kaelin’s Suit At Auction

Celebrity for five minutes Kato Kaelin was thrust back into the public consciousness recently when the FX miniseries American Crime Story: The People Vs. O.J. Simpson hit the airwaves. Perhaps as a way to capitalize on the popularity of the show — in a very cynical way — the suit that Kato wore when he testified in court is now available on eBay… for a cool five grand.

Kato, the surfer dude who lived in O.J.’s guest house so that the Juice would have someone to play golf and eat cheeseburgers with, didn’t even own a suit. So when it came time for him to take the stand and testify in the “trial of the century,” he had to borrow one.

The suit’s a size 40, so make sure you take measurements before placing a bid (which barely exceed $600 at the moment). And if you are at all skeptical that this suit is indeed the one worn by your favorite do-nothing that day in court 20 years ago, fear not: the suit comes with a certificate of authenticity too.

Or, if this all seems a bit silly, you should a) be commended for being a normal, functioning adult, and b) follow some sound advice and just go out and buy yourself a brand new suit. It’ll be a lot cheaper.

(via TMZ)