As NBC’s late night war comes to a close and we await Conan O’Brien’s final “Tonight Show” this evening, it’s a good time to look back on the nation’s bloodiest television war since 1993. Jimmy Kimmel provides the essential recap of the events with this terrific faux-Ken Burns/PBS documentary (video below). It is an absolute triumph of Photoshop, voiceover, white men with beards, and lonesome harmonica music.
Oh man. I just realized that “Photoshop, voiceover, white men with beards, and lonesome harmonica music” comes way too close to summarizing my life. I gotta go out more. Or at least order another Russian bride. The last one, uh… left. Yeah, she left me. I don’t know where she went. Definitely not that Dumpster, I can tell you that much.