Kendra Wilkinson, star of E!’s “Kendra” and former indentured sex servant, will be writing her memoirs. My proposed title: The Old Man and the C-cups.
“The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history,” says the [press] release.
Adds Jennifer Bergstrom of Simon Spotlight Entertainment: “Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with.”
It will also be written in crayon. Can’t wait. I look forward to reading how many different ways “Then I got naked and jiggled my boobs” can be expressed in prose. America fell in love with Kendra for her eloquence, after all. She’s like William F. Buckley with tits.