If there’s one thing you can count on from local news, it’s stories about really big seasonal produce. (“Hey, look at this pumpkin!”and so on and so forth.) If there are two things you can count on from local news, they would be (1) the big pumpkin thing and (2) inadvertent penis shapes on the weather maps.
Luckily, Jimmy Kimmel keeps a person on staff to document the latter, and last night they revealed their compilation of these penis-shaped weather patterns. The more Internet-savvy among you may have seen most of these individual clips as they happened, but there’s something about stringing them all together that really thrusts the point home. Enjoy.
