I need everyone to remain calm. Today I received an email that changed my life when Warming Glow reader Dan wrote:
About a year ago I saw this documentary on PBS “Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence”, and to be honest, it was the greatest hour of my life.
And I believe Dan with every fiber of my being, because the YouTube footage from the documentary below shows ferret enthusiasts at their most spectacularly insane. Leprechaun Ferret is just the tip of the iceberg; there’s also Vampire Ferret, Hula Ferret, Fairy Ferret, and more. And Hula Ferret actually has a grass skirt and miniature coconut bras for every set of nipples. There are tears of joy in my eyes when I watch it.
But wait, THERE’S MORE!!! Because on this day of bountiful Internet riches, a video of sad ladies dressing up ferrets is NOT ENOUGH. I also bring you a joyous, magical clip of a woman singing a song about ferrets, and another video in which she talks about how she stores 25 pounds of dead ferrets in her freezer before getting the bargain price for cremating them. WHO WANTS A FERRETSICLE?
This is available on DVD. My birthday is in three weeks. I’m just sayin’.