Things have been a little quiet on the “Boy Meets World was Illuminati propaganda and here’s iron-clad proof featuring screenshots from the show and rambling explanations” front lately. So quiet, in fact, that I had forgotten all about it until today, when we received an email in the UPROXX tips box informing us that the Tumblr had been updated. The emailer also alerted us to the existence of a Pretty Little Liars Illuminati Tumblr, which he made the case for thusly:
This blog was updated on Monday November 11, 2013 and there’s some good evidence. The blog even talks about Shay Mitchell in a relationship with Drake’s close cousin Ryan Silverstein and this was reported by Wetpaint.
So maybe Drake must know about this Satan worshipping and Illuminati symbolism.
Shay Mitchell, Ryan Silverstein, and Drake are from Toronto so they probably talk about secret things. Who knows what Shay Mitchell, Ryan Silverstein, and Drake talk about.
I’ll be honest. That last paragraph is swaying me a little. I mean, who DOES know what Shay Mitchell, Ryan Silverstein, and Drake talk about? Not me, that’s for sure.
Anyway, I went over to the Boy Meets World Illuminati Tumblr — the blog “dedicated to exposing the Illuminati, Freemason, and Occult Symbolism from Boy Meets World and Girl Meets World” — to see what’s shaking. Here’s what I found out.
– Danielle Fishel inserted an Illuminati message into a humorous dating video for PopSugar. She displayed a padlock with a picture of a torch on the front of it, and, the post explains, with references to Lucifer, the Olympics, and the Statue of Liberty, the torch is a known Illuminati symbol.
– Rider Strong outed himself as an Illuminati Puppet in a web video for Girl Meets World.
After Ben Savage gave the wrong answer Rider Strong quickly tapped him using the Witch Hand Sign (also called the Moon Hand Sign).
This hand sign was done at “1:06” in the video.
When a person has to tap someone or touch someone they don’t use their pinky finger and form a Witch Hand Sign/Moon Hand Sign to get someone’s attention to initiate a conversation.
It’s not considered natural movement.
THAT HAND SIGN WAS DONE ON PURPOSE AND WAS NOT DONE AS AN ACCIDENT!
– Girl Meets World is also Illuminati propaganda. You can tell because of an advertisement on the wall of a subway car in one of the promo images, which shows a close-up picture of a woman’s left eye. (Alert: Very subtle sarcasm ahead.)
IT MUST BE ANOTHER COINCIDENCE!
OUT OF MILLIONS OF PICTURES TO PUT ON A SUBWAY THEY JUST HAD TO PUT A FEMALE MODEL DOING THE ALL-SEEING EYE SIGN.
So there’s your update. I’m still not 100% sure if this is all legit or just the greatest, most thoroughly researched satire I have ever seen, but either way, it is definitely something.