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World War 11? This guy was in the sh*t. [Reddit]

Kate Middleton for the win. Hey, if we can’t ignore the royal wedding, the least we can do is make fun of it. Here are 15 of the best KMFTW pictures. [Uproxx]

Stop the presses, there’s Green Lantern news. The Ryan Reynolds movie has a longer trailer, new posters, and another $9 million getting dumped into special effects before the release date. [Gamma Squad]

I’m surprised the kid’s not retarded. The Onion’s morning news show interviews the five-year-old screenwriter of Fast Five. [FilmDrunk]

Best and Worst of WWE Raw 4/25. Brandon’s fatalistic fascination with pro wrestling is almost enough to make me care. [With Leather]

Roger Goodell is such a dick I can’t even. Seriously, it’s like some holdover from the Bush Administration is running the NFL. [KSK]

Mr. T dreams of manatees. And now I want to make a Photoshop of a manatee dressed like Mr. T. I’ll put it on my to-do list. Right below Kate Upton. [technohell]

Asparagus is ‘pee cologne.’ Inspired by last week’s Aziz Ansari’s greatness on the last episode of “Parks and Recreation,” one fan has created TomHaverfoods.com. It’s a delight. [TomHaverfoods]

Brian Williams is really, really funny. This is a great look at how America’s leading newscaster manages his side gig as a dry-witted straight man. [New York Mag]

‘It’s the last year, judge.’ Rod Blagojevich’s retrial hits snag when juror claims her Oprah tickets present a conflict. [Sun-Times]

Five Things We Can Expect from Coco’s Reality Show. I’m gonna go with, “Ass, and titties. Ass, ass, and titties.” [MTV Clutch]

‘New life goal: Pick a fight with Paz de la Huerta. Lose fight. NEVER STOP MASTURBATING.’ [bohemea]

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