'LITTLE MISS PERFECT' IS TERRIFYING, SAD

01.08.10 7 years ago 21 Comments

I can’t imagine a life bad enough in which I watched WeTV, but I glimpsed it in this teaser for Season 2 of “Little Miss Perfect,” which premieres next Tuesday. Watch as overweight, controlling mothers and a gay man in eye makeup who calls himself the “Sultan of Sequins” teach little girls how to be sexier for the grown judges.

Ugh, the whole thing (don’t forget TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras) makes my blood run cold and leaves me nauseated. And the show’s website is no better. Hey, TV execs, STOP GIVING ATTENTION TO LITTLE GIRL PAGEANTS. Seriously, it’s bad for my business. Nothing ruins a good pedophilia joke like an invitation for pedophilia jokes.

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