Mila Kunis and Christina Applegate were guests on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night, where they were invited to play a delightful little game called “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts.” The rules of the game are simple: Answer a very personal question or sample a disgusting food item such as grasshoppers, calf’s brain, or mayonnaise mixed with soy sauce.
Up first was Kunis, who was faced with clam juice. Just what softball celebrity question did Corden have in store for her? Here’s your question,” he read, “Ashton Kutcher: Carrot stick or beer can?” OOH JAMES CORDEN, YOU SCAMP!
Kunis immediately broke down in a fit of giggles as the audience roared behind her. “What do I do?” Kunis whimpered.
“Well, you can either tell us, or you can drink the clam juice,” Corden responded, also barely holding it together. With some pressure from Applegate, Kunis went for it: “I have to have one or the other? Carrot stick.”
“Carrot stick!,” exclaimed Corden, giving her a side eye. “Well, beer cans are short!” she said, holding her hands apart suggestively. “Nooooo, big beer can,” said Corden, holding his hands apart even more suggestively. “Oh! Beer can! Beer can!” she exclaimed back. “I’m thinking short and stubby or long and thin. Yes, but no, like a Guinness.”
Well, today we learned a lot more than we ever liked or hoped to learn about Ashton Kutcher’s penis, everybody. You’re all very welcome.