It’s been an eventful week for Seth Meyers.
The Late Night host told Donald Trump “f*ck you,” unlike his NBC counterpart; he learned all about full-blown diarrhea; and then he slapped the media for their dubious coverage of the Chelsea bombings. That sounds pretty stressful, so it’s no wonder he just wants to chill and vape and dab with his new best friend forever, Miley Cyrus. Unfortunately for Meyers, she’s not interested.
In a segment called “Forced Friendship,” Meyers tries to impress The Voice host Cyrus, or in his own words, “They ordered me, a 42-year-old man with a wife and a son, to become friends with Miley Cyrus, a 23-year-old pop star. And some may say I maybe tried too hard.” If anything, he didn’t try hard enough — the septum piercing, dope slang, threesomes, and shoplifting with his other friends, like Joey, Ross, Monica, and Chandler? That’s a good start. But if Meyers really wants to impress Cyrus, he should tell her about the time he saw The Curse of the Jade Scorpion… in theaters. That will blow her away.
Also, Meyers’ insistence that all NBC stars must be nice to each other? That would explain the Fallon and Trump fiasco.