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This is the most amazing Modern Family social media story since that Modern Family writer completely demolished Donald Trump on Twitter. Ryan Case, an editor and sometimes director on Modern Family (above with Ed O’Neil and Manny the Worst), ended up on a plane last night with an obliterated airline passenger. Over the course of three hours and 15 minutes, Case live-tweeted the complete meltdown of what she called “the worst person in the world.”
I wanted to do an abridged version, but the entire thing is GOLD. From the drunken passenger’s racist outbursts, to her being silenced by passengers around her and telling them to shut the f**k up, to her cackling at and then FORCING MYSTERIES OF LAURA ON HER SEATMATE. It ends as it should: With “Nadia” being taken away in handcuffs.
It is an amazing saga, and every word of the live-tweet is hilarious. Thank you, drunken Nadia, for this gift.
Sitting behind the worst person in the world.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever “SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS” & hasn’t stopped talking since.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She keeps saying “I know David Guetta” in a prideful way.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I’m tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
You guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
After saying “MY ARAB FRIENDS” so many times she slurred “is that SO racist?” then kept on saying it
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She missed her intended flight and ended up here. She has a window seat and I’m in a middle. The universe has wronged me.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She invited herself on her seat mate’s Vegas trip.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
It baffles her that her seat mate doesn’t drink. She’s GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
“I feel like in Dubai every car I sat in is a Range Rover.” – this girl
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She said “I have a very racist view of all Middle East.” She’s talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
After awkward silence following a particularly racist comment miraculously came, “anyways am I talking your ear off?” & trying to bone again
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She keeps trying to take his photo & claims he looks just like her friend who’s GORGEOUS.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
97th time she’s asked “YOU DONT DRINK DO YOU?!”
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I refuse to believe this girl has any friends.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s throwing business cards at him.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
“Oh those are my Tom Fords.”
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She thought she lost her shoes then whooped loudly when she found them as if they weren’t 6 inches in front of her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I forgot the joy of silence there for a while.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I can hear her trying to beg the flight attendant in back for something, undoubtedly world peace. I’m kidding it’s vodka.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Fantasizing about the part in the movie Airplane! where passengers lined up with weapons. She’s back.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just returned with beer and made her seat mates listen to a toast. She calls them “buddy” now.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
During her time in the bathroom, she forgot if her seat mate drinks or not. Again.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She asked if he’s ever been to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She said to him “ill take you. We can never be together but we’ll be good friends.” He has to be distraught.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Her Hawaii 5.0 is back on. May it lull her into the deepest sleep a train wreck has ever known.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Now she’s cackling and clapping at The Mysteries of Laura.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s taken control of her seat mate’s TV and is making him watch The Mysteries of Laura.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s listing all the things she wouldn’t be allowed to do in her seat mate’s country. She should go there if the list includes speaking.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She is taking 20 minutes to pay for her new drink. The flight attendant may rob me of the joy of this murder.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s pointing stuff out to seat mate on the interactive map. “The only thing good here is Vegas.”
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
You guys she just slipped up and revealed she’s been married before and is freaking out now in the aftermath.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Someone married her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just kissed his neck twice. Look out.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The guy in front of her just shouted at her. He’s a true hero.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The couple in front of her are shouting at her. She’s slurring “what is first class? I’ve never been on it.”
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She called this guy’s wife classless and “to shut the F up”
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She called his wife a bitch. I don’t think I’ll have to kill her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
“This is what the F happens when you don’t fly first class.” she shrieked.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she’s calling authorities
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s been asked to stop speaking
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Her response was “they’re not on my level anyway”
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Then she muttered “bitch” and it’s getting very real
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just got yelled at so publicly.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s incapable of being quiet, like a toddler but not cute.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s confronting the people in front of her again with many “shut the F ups”. I can’t wait to see her in cuffs.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Police are meeting the aircraft.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
“I’m not allowed to talk any more.” she talked.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I’m starting to think Abdul won’t marry her!
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
We land soon and I hope I can get a pic of her in cuffs to end this saga.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I think she’s passed out on Abdul.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
We’ve landed. She confirmed with Abdul that he has her digits. Don’t hold your breath, Nadia. Her name is Nadia.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She’s trying to use her phone but she’s so wasted she doesn’t realize the flashlight is on.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
God only knows what she’s texting her “friends”
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
A police car just pulled up.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Loud phone call. Surprising. pic.twitter.com/WzoK0ApyDy
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
4 cops are with her now. 🙌
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The amount of empty Titos vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Abdul sits at baggage claim, naked and afraid, looking over his shoulder constantly. LOL
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I saw her kiss you, bro. To be fair though he RAN ASAP.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Not to be too Nadia about this, but I wish Abdul could have a stiff drink right about now.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
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Obviously a dumb bitch that would be dreadful to be near, but why was she allowed to keep drinking?
“The amount of empty Titos vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.” – The airline should be somewhat responsible for this shouldn’t they? If you get over served at a bar they are responsible when you drive drunk and kill someone
You can’t exactly ask the belligerent drunk to leave the plane. Sometimes it may be better to not risk the wrath of nadia by turning them down.
Right?! I think a simple “ma’am we have discontinued drink service for the remainder of the flight” would do the trick. Or serve her until she passes out. I’m not a scientist.
“You can’t exactly ask the belligerent drunk to leave the plane.”
Isn’t this precisely why God invented parachutes?
An airline CAN deny boarding if the person is drunk when boarding. I work for an airline (which may or may not be this one), and we’ve had to do it at my station.
I wonder how many of those Titos bottles were in her little liquid carry-on bag.
Actually it’s technically illegal to let drunk people on planes. Yeah yeah, I know, but it is. And they definitely shouldn’t have been serving her more.
Yeah — the airline is partially responsible since they continued to sell her alcohol (she was not in first class — her, ahem, first time not there) for her inebriation. The flight attendants should know that more alcohol is usually not the solution for any obnoxious drunk.
Unfortunately, some airlines will continue to serve alcohol… this is the reason I will never fly America West again… I complained once we finally landed in Vegas, and barely a thank you, but I believe they kept him from getting on another plane.
Maybe there was no air marshal on the flight so if they did tell her to stop and she wigged out then we’d be getting youtube videos of vigilantes and then a new can of beer would’ve been opened.
That was entertaining…from a distance.
At least she didn’t take her shirt off or masturbate.
What? If it’s wrong for a man to do it, it’d be wrong for a woman. NO DOUBLE STANDARD!
Oh, who am I kidding, I’d avert my eyes if it was a man, I’d record the hell out of it if it was a woman.
Usually I’m not a fan of using social media to publicly shame someone, but in this case, so, so deserved. Yeesh.
“I’m not allowed to talk any more.” she talked.
I laughed hard at this
Should have used this line on her:
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@Rawhead Wrecks I laughed harder at that. I still say, “Shut up Mugsy,” to my dog on a regular basis.
Thank you Ryan Case. Thank you. Took a personal day from work (a job I sincerely loathe) and this post made my mundane (how will I ever find another job? Who will hire me? How the heck do I create a resume?) day. Hilarious.
Shudder.
Sound like a cock-block from Ryan Case….if you ask me….
There is an 80% chance this is yet another bullshit viral story.
Ryan Case… Did you stop to think your incessant commentary was equally annoying. Thank Allah I don’t follow you on Twitter or I would have met YOU at the airport.
I don’t know, is somebody quietly tweeting a funny situation on their phone as annoying as being trapped in a flying box you can’t escape from with a loud, drunken turd of a human?
You do know you can ignore Twitter posts? Yes? Oh, but look, your name is Throbzilla . . . does it really?
This is the funniest thing anyone associated with Modern Family has written in at least two years.
Also, Ryan Case is adorable.
There’s a good chance that was my ex girlfriend.
This was more entertaining than a Modern Family episode, and it still sucked.
Any girl who has something dangly on her cell phone needs to be avoided like ebola.
Never understood why people need to drink in order to fly. Just get into the sardine can and lie back (but don’t recline!) and think of England.
Good to know!
Going forward, I will be traveling only by car, bike or boat.
I thought that photo was Kim Kartrashian!
Disappointed that she didn’t make any references to Bridesmaids lol
Thank you Ryan Case! This is hilarious. ..from my living room. This is also why I don’t fly. Your commentary was golden! !
Buuuuuuut iiiiiii meeeeeeean…. she has to be fun, right?
For some reason I love stories/videos of people getting kicked off airplanes. It’s one of my youtube black holes.