The Scream Awards air tonight on Spike TV, whatever those are and whatever channel that is. To help promote it, they made a retro Dharma video that any “Lost” viewer will recognize (video below). It’s the sort of promotional material that die-hard Losties will love because they’ll grasp on to anything that feels familiar, even if it’s just re-warming bygone characters for unrelated promotional material.
Honestly, though, the video is fine. I’m just being a sourpuss because I haven’t had any caffeine yet today. And also because I like making Losties complain. “WAHHHH, STOP MAKING FUN OF LOST!” Whatever you do, Losties, don’t stop responding to my trolling. Your whining fuels me. It’s like a warm glass of unicorn blood on a crisp spring morning.