Now that Chevy Chase’s gone and left Community, it’s up to Angus T. Jones, who’s played half-man Jake Harper on Two and a Half Men since 2003, to fill the role of TV’s most self-destructive, self-hating sitcom star. He’s doing a damn fine job of it, too: the born-again Jones appeared in a video for a bizarre pseudo-religion called Forerunner Chronicles (more on that later), criticizing the CBS sitcom for “filling your head with filth.”
Well, he’s not wrong there…but then things get *MEN*.
Via Screen Crush:
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch.
It’s bad news…a lot of people don’t like to think about how deceptive the enemy is. He’s been doing this a long longer than any of us have been around. There’s no playing around when it comes to eternity. (Via)
I’m not entirely sure who the “He” in question is, or more accurately, the interpretation of God that Jones is referring to. Forerunner appears to be nothing more than some half-baked scam of a church that appeals to celebrities who feel their lives are unfulfilled from making people happy and earning millions of dollars in the process. They’re also the brains behind The Jay-Z Deception, a “documentary on Jay-Z’s connection to the Freemasons, The Satanic plot behind his new album THE BLUEPRINT 3, and his new video ‘RUN THIS TOWN’ with KANYE WEST and RHIANNA, AND MUCH MORE ……THIS IS A MUST SEE!”
Here’s a typical story on their website:
Findings from a new landmark study conclude that smoking marijuana lowers your intelligence quotient. In other words, weed makes you stupid, benumbs your brain, renders your mental faculties useless, and makes you intellectually impotent. I think that about says it all. (Via)
And then there’s this amazing Facebook photo:
When we all go to Hell, that man’s going to give us a big Sorkin-esque TOLDYA. Anyway, Two and a Half Men turned Charlie Sheen into a blood, beer, and bush-obsessed narcissistic and Angus T. Jones a religious nut — it’s only a matter of time before Jon Cryer’s killing spree, I suppose. Here’s Jones’s testimony.
Also, Nazis loved the gays: