Here’s the thing about an effective turkey call: you’ve got to get good some hand action in there. Now here’s the thing about a good blowjob: you’ve got to get some good hand action in there. The local news gal in the clip above is obviously not ignorant to either of these facts. She knows EXACTLY what she’s doing. And we are all, especially those of us with man parts, the better for it.
With that out of the way, here’s my favorite piece of holiday-related writing: Kate Kershner’s production rider for her holiday visit home to her parents’ house. It’s a few years old now, but still quite relevant. And very funny. I recommend it every year at this time. Enjoy.
Thanks for the tip, Comedy Wizard.