Oh Jesus, this is gonna be a bad day for my blood pressure. In this preview clip for Fox’s documentary about Nadya Suleman, the woman known as Octomom reveals that hey, maybe she should have thought out this whole “having octuplets to go with six young children” thing a little more.
Man off-camera: You honestly didn’t think about the future?
Suleman: Never. I was thinking about saving those embryos, maybe one will grow.
Man off-camera: You never thought…?
Suleman: Of course not. Of course not. I screwed myself. I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids’ lives. What the heck am I gonna do?
Listen, I’m not sure if the government has something like a cannon that shoots people into space, but if they don’t, they should look into getting one. Obama death panels FTW.
Another clip after the jump. See what it looks like when one person tries to feed eight screaming babies all at once.