Strong swimmers make her wet
I was really hoping that Miss California/opposite marriage proponent Carrie Prejean would fade out of the news cycle, but no: that would be entirely too pleasant. As it turns out, Prejean is dating another gifted physical specimen with limited brain capacity: Olympic legend Michael Phelps. This was confirmed by none other than Prejean’s grandmother, Jeanette Coppolla. From RADAR:
“Carrie and Michael have been out to baseball games and lunch,” Coppolla said. “He always calls her when he is in town and they go out.”
Not just a pretty blonde, Prejean is fully aware of Phelps’ lothario reputation and is taking the flirtation with the swimmer in stride. “Carrie knows that he has dated a lot of girls but she enjoys going out with him and isn’t serious about being in a relationship with him,” she added. “He’s a nice guy and she likes him.”
So… yeah. Hardly a confirmation of a real relationship. She’s just on his “to do” list, if you know what I’m saying. And I think you do. I’m implying that they’re fornicating. Penis in the vagina, likely until a state of climax is reached. Or am I being too subtle?
In conclusion, photo gallery time. It’s the best way to appreciate Carrie, really.