Oh, Hello There, Teaser For Season Five Of ‘Justified’

By: 12.06.13  •  16 Comments

What do we know so far about the upcoming season of Justified? Well…

And now, thanks to this new teaser, we also know that HEY WHAT’S THAT BIRD DOING WITH RAYLAN’S HAT? HE’S GETTING IT ALL DIRTY! AND WHERE’S RAYLAN. WHAT’S GOING ON HERE? HEY! GET OUT OF THERE, BIRD. THAT’S NOT YOUR HAT. IT WOULDN’T EVEN FIT YOU, WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE BIRD HEAD. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME. OH MAN, RAYLAN’S GONNA BE SO PISSED WHEN HE SEES WHAT YOU DID. THAT’S RIGHT. FLY AWAY, YOU COWARD.

(Note: A more reasonable interpretation of this teaser is that the crow getting bloody footprints on Raylan’s empty hat is symbolism implying that the Crowe family, led by Rapaport, is going to cause some serious problems for Raylan during the season. But that interpretation involves barely any all-caps yelling at birds, so why even bother, you know?)

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