09.08.09 8 years ago 10 Comments

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San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was jailed briefly this weekend after reality star Tila Tequila made a citizen’s arrest of the All-Pro. Tequila (real name: Tila Nguyen), the supposedly bisexual star of “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” who rose to pseudo-fame because she posted slutty pictures of herself on MySpace, had Merriman charged with battery and false imprisonment after he allegedly choked her. Merriman denies any violence and claims he was preventing her from driving drunk, while Tequila went on Twitter to claim that she’s allergic to alcohol and Merriman was going through steroid-induced rage.

Blech, this story sucks. Merriman is easily one of the top ten douchebag/a-holes of the NFL, and Tila Tequila is only likable if you’re into midget Vietnamese attention whores with fake cans. Actually, “midget Vietnamese attention whore with fake cans” sounds kinda sexy, but I definitely meant it as an insult. Maybe the judge that works on this case can sentence them both to death, just as a favor to humanity.

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