Whew. After much deliberation and I assume a lot of intense soul searching, NBC has decided to air a segment of “Fear Factor” taped last summer in which contestants pound down a couple of pints of donkey semen and chase it with a glass of piss.
Sources involved in the production tell us the stomach-churning stunt was shot last summer — but NBC honchos were having a tough time swallowing this one as the air date approached. We’re told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.
Donkey spunk, people. Real-life actual dumbasses downed full glasses of equine splooge and chased it with animal wee for the chance at a modest cash prize. On television. For the viewing pleasure of millions.
Slow clap, NBC. Slow f$@#ing clap. Just when you thought there was nothing left in the barrel to scrape, the fourth place network goes full-on Jackass and gets jizzy with it. The Idiocracy wins again.