Technically, this is a Web video and not a TV clip — it’s from KMBC.com, not the Kansas City ABC affiliate’s TV station — but I don’t care. It’s fantastic. I hope this woman is the star witness when the robbers get prosecuted.
[via BuzzFeed and The Daily What]
You know her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
nobody comes close to our friend antoine
I shot a rubber in a convenience store once, and no one called me a hero.
I hope she takes those rings off before giving her amigos a hand job.
:17 is how I sound when I cum.
Call me fellas.
where’s the autotune? Internet, you’re letting me down
They be robbin’ errbody in here.
Can someone explain what “They shot the rubber” means? I’m really confused.
This is completely unrelated to this post, but Ufford you have yourself a photoshopping nemesis. This guy reads your soul, too! [iasos.com]
Just heard this on a KC radio station on the way home. Beautiful representation of the people that live here.
Sadly, this did make the Kansas City KMBC-9 TV newscast, albeit in abbreviated form. The aired story just has a short sound-bite from the harpy above, and is mostly just interviews with the mumbling Mexican store-clerk (wearing a blu-tooth) and a conceal and carry expert named “Dick Hime” so it’s not without its charm, but the spin-off video above is the meat and potatoes of the story.
She’ll be on Tosh.0 next week, and on Web Soup sometime next year…
she backs it up just like her daddy taught her.
Finnaly we get to met pedobear´s daughter
is this the long-lost love-child of the late Sam Kinison and the Log Lady from Twin Peaks???