The ever reliable Urban Dictionary defines “channing all over your tatum” as, “A spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.” In other words, it’s like what Christopher Meloni’s Gene did to that poor, helpless refrigerator in Wet Hot American Summer, but without a can of vegetables voiced by Bob Belcher watching. It’s also what brought Jamie Foxx, Olivia Munn, PRECIOUS, Miley Cyrus, and yo’ boi himself, Channing “I’m Gonna C on Your Tates” Tatum together on Jimmy Kimmel Live for a music video of their hit song.
What’s a “Channing Tatum,” you ask? Urban Dictionary reads, “A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.” In that case, we’ve all got Channing Tatum fever and the only cure is ointment twice a day.
