The ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Cast Spoofs ‘Peeno Noir’ From ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’

“Peeno Noir,” Titus Andromedon’s ode to black penis from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, came out last spring, but it was the Song of the Summer for 2015, and will continue to be the Song of the Summer for 2016 and beyond. It’s so good, it inspired an actual type of wine, Pinot By Tituss, and a parody from the cast of fellow Netflix show, Orange Is the New Black. “Honey Jar” (which is something Tituss is definitely not interested in) brings together Uzo Aduba, Laverne Cox, Samira Wiley, Kate Mulgrew, and Selenis Levya, among others, to sing about seducing guards, panty sales, and chickens in the yard. The lyrics not only spoof “Peeno,” but also reference current and past OINTB plots.

“Peeno Noir” is unstoppable. It’s popular in prisons and fancy restaurants.

“I’m sure Tituss and everyone has had this happen too, but I’ve been sent free glasses of pinot noir to my table at restaurants. It wasn’t even my video! I wrote Tina, Jeff, Carlock, and Tituss, and I said,’If I’m getting free glasses of pinot noir sent to my table, you guys must be drunk! You guys must be getting full bottles and cases.’ “

That’s Jane Krakowski, whose character on Kimmy, Jacqueline Voorhees, should probably be in prison. I’m thinking crossover…

(Via E! Online)

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