‘O’Reilly Factor’ Guest: Obama Is Prepping America For The Coming Of The Anti-Christ

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01.22.14 43 Comments

Here is Bill O’Reilly on his show last night having a serious discussion — like, actually engaging with this Jesus freak instead of laughing in his face and running him off the set — with Pastor Robert Jeffress, who has a new book out laying out his belief that Obama is basically the Anti-Christ’s warmup act, the Gallagher to the Anti-Christ’s Carrot Top, if you will.

So just how is Obama laying the groundwork for the Anti-Christ, you ask? By “conditioning” people to rely on government support. Yeah. But just so we’re clear, Jeffress is not saying that Obama is the Anti-Christ, okay? No way, Jose — that would be impossible, you see, because Obama sucks too much.

“I’m not saying President Obama is the Anti-Christ,” Jeffress explained as O’Reilly listened intently. “In fact, I’m sure he’s not, because the Anti-Christ is going to have higher poll numbers, according to the Bible.”

Tune in to the O’Reilly Factor next week when Bill will have on a man living under a bridge who’ll claim that a bowl of alphabet soup told him that Michelle Obama is actually a seven-headed serpent in disguise. It’ll be just as plausible as this horsesh*t is. Fox News is the new cable access TV.

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Brett has been a New York Times contributing writer, a national affairs reporter for Yahoo! News, and a writer/editor at Gawker Media. Brett has also written for Esquire, Yahoo! Sports, Deadspin, Complex, Gourmet, Hazlitt, Animal, Gambit, and Dealbreaker.

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