Paz de la Huerta. Talks. Very. Slowly.

10.28.11 6 years ago 14 Comments

As we all know, I’m a big Paz de la Huerta fan — for her work on “Boardwalk Empire,” for her lingerie modeling, and most especially for her drunken physical assaults of reality TV fame whores. But a lot of that has to do with my tastes; I like a a woman who might break a beer bottle and stab me in the ribs with it during sex.

Paz was a guest on VH1’s “Big Morning Buzz Live” today, and she REALLY knows how to dress for a TV interview: thigh-highs, garters, form-fitting turtleneck. The first 30 seconds or so of the interview are GREAT.

And then Paz talks. And she. Talks. Very. Slowly. Her pauses between sentences are so long that the camera cuts over to host Carrie Keagan (no slouch herself), whose smiling nods can’t hide the desperation on her face. It’s simply an awful interview. You MUST watch it!

Video via Best Week Ever. One more screencap to help you forget about Paz’s speech patterns:

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