Random Bro Jogging Shirtless Wearing A Horse Head Mask Wins Hurricane Sandy

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10.29.12 4 Comments

Overheard in the bedroom of some dude’s suburban Maryland apartment earlier today, probably…

Oh man. So nice to sleep in a little. Thanks for closing my office today, Hurricane Sandy! (Gets up, looks out the window.) Well this doesn’t look so bad. A little wind, a little rain. NBD. I should go for a jog. Shirtless. The breeze will feel good pounding against my flesh. I should protect me eyes though — so much stuff floating around in the air out there. Hmmmm…Where’d I put my horse head mask?

Hero.

(Via Alex Ogle)

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Brett has been a New York Times contributing writer, a national affairs reporter for Yahoo! News, and a writer/editor at Gawker Media. Brett has also written for Esquire, Yahoo! Sports, Deadspin, Complex, Gourmet, Hazlitt, Animal, Gambit, and Dealbreaker.

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