‘REAL HOUSEWIVES’ ARE SUPER-SMART

03.05.09 8 years ago 3 Comments

It’s definitely a good idea when you meet a blind person to say, “Hey, so are you really blind?” You should even wave your hand in front of their face or act like you’re gonna punch ’em just to be sure. Then you should be like, “Man, let me tell you, you think YOU’RE blind? I can BARELY see. Like, it’s illegal for me to drive without my glasses. I feel so helpless sometimes.”

And you should do the same thing across the spectrum of disabilities. “Lost your legs in Iraq, huh? you think that’s bad, I broke my ankle last year. Brutal. I was on crutches for, like, six weeks.”

[The Hater]

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