Consider this your monthly/weekly/daily/hourly reminder that my girlfriend not your girlfriend my girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence is the best: some time last year, when she was doing publicity rounds for Silver Linings Playbook, J-Law dropped by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, where she showed off her Halloween costume. She was a Fat Witch. Repeat: Jennifer Lawrence, an actress, and as we all know actresses are the worst people on Earth especially when it comes to body image, went to a Halloween party dressed as a fat witch. With puffy cheeks.
Again, Jennifer Lawrence is the best.
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So she went as a Firefly fan?
Ooooooooooooh, burn.
This makes no sense.
made me laugh so its got that
No. It makes perfect sense.
Oh cool, she’s making fun of fat people and depriving us from seeing her in a sexy costume. All on the Jay Leno show too! AWESOME
Eh, I don’t think it’s ironic enough to be delicious. Tasty maybe.
Not really? I think the joke is that she went incognito with a lame costume.
“A Reminder That Jennifer Lawrence’s Halloween Costume Is Why Jennifer Lawrence Is The Best”
You could have left out the first nine words there.
It would get really hard to distinguish in the log files when they’re tracking SEO stuff if all of the Jennifer Lawrence articles were named “Jennifer Lawrence Is The Best.”
I could see that being a major problem around here, yeah.
It’s hard to dispute the facts, though,,,
How do we as a society feel about her going in fat face?
Diabetic?
I don’t care. It’s not like she went as something actually offensive or that her being fat was the main point of the costume. It’s just sort of random. And I’m fine with that.
We need to eliminate fat face from film and/or Halloween forever!
I want to have her babies.
As an actual fat witch, I don’t appreciate this appropriation.
Wow can’t believe she dressed up as a fat person this is totally degrading to me and my people as I am part-Fat. I will make sure not to pay to see any movie she is involved with. Hopefully Rosie O’Donnell will set up a boycott. Sarcasm.
penis
So she’s basically cracker Eddie Murphy now?
Yes. Because people still use the term “cracker” to describe white people. Don’t be a moron.
Peckerwood Eddie Murphy?
I would’ve also accepted Honky Eddie Murphy.
How dare she make it more difficult for me to objectify her.
She’s obviously got a great rack can often look pretty in the right angles, but that is the worst Fat Witch costume ever. Where’s her broom? I swear that’s a Fat Pilgrim costume…
A “mutant” fat pilgrim costume cuz of her electric green hair? #xmenjoke
Damn. Now every interwebs J-Law fanboy is gonna start fapping to fat witches. Google search….away!!!!
she’s not showing off her tits and ass so this is a big failure.