If you can imagine it, it probably exists. Our friends at BuzzFeed scrounged up a collection of jack-o-lanterns cut to look like Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) of “Parks and Recreation.”
I suppose it’s a nice holiday-appropriate gesture, but if you really want to honor Ron, you’d create his likeness with some kind of meat sculpture, and then eat it in one sitting with a bottle of single malt scotch.
On a whim, I just Googled “meat sculpture.” The results were delightful. Well, except for the pictures of my mom that turned up. I don’t know how that happened.
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Whoops, this one looks like Joey Fatone. Be careful with that jaw line, kids.
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A stencil so that you can make your own. Wheee!
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