Roseanne Barr Is Coming Back to TV

Roseanne Barr is coming back to TV in our nation’s most treasured art form: the reality show. The as-yet untitled Lifetime series will chronicle her life on a macadamia nut farm in Hawaii. Wait, what?

The show… will chronicle the Emmy-winning actress and comedienne’s newfound life managing a fully-functional 40-acre macadamia and live stock farm on Hawaii’s Big Island alongside her long-time writer-musician boyfriend Johnny Argent and son Jake. “I’m coming back down to earth, and keeping it real,” Barr said. They’ve said ‘Roseanne’s nuts’ for years, and now I’m going to make that a reality – I’m all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!” [Deadline]

ZINGO! Oh man, Roseanne has still got it! Now that she lives in Hawaii, life’s a BEACH! I guess that makes her a SAND BARR! Now that she’s can entered the world of macademia, maybe she can teach a class at the school of hard nuts!

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