Because everyone in the TV industry is a no-good layabout with no work ethic, there doesn’t seem to be much in the way of television news today. Because in Hollywood, a day near a holiday is the same thing as a holiday.
So, fine: if we can’t get good TV news, then I’m going ahead with this video of a Shih Tzu wearing shoes (via BuzzFeed). If you need a segue to the world of television, then just compare Shoe Tzu to Kitten Mittens from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Cue Charlie Kelly’s voice: Is your Shih Tzu making TOO. MUCH. NOISE?
And, for no good reason other than it’s from “Sunny” and I didn’t get a chance to post this when I first saw it: here’s Kaitlin Olson (Sweet Dee) talking about Glenn Howerton’s balls.